whee, fun times!

propaganda-for-life:

(I’ve got to warn you guys: this video might make your IQ drop several points. Mine is still recovering.)

malcontentment:

Hooking Kids on Sex

This is FUCKING. AMAZING.

”.. Just as the goal of a drug dealer is to make drug addicts, Planned Parenhood’s goal is to make sex addicts.”

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No.

That’s total bullshit. You know where men can go for sexual health consultation? A physician. You know where women go? Planned Parenthood. And if you were to walk into Planned Parenthood with an actual sex addiction, they would refer you to other doctors to get the help you need.

And that’s just from your description. On to the video.

“Don’t let children watch this.” Oh, this is gonna be good…

Okay, so for any of those genitalia-based objects… citation needed on them having anything to do with Planned Parenthood. And if they were, they were being used for the purpose of sex education. Some of the best sex ed I ever received involved putting condoms on dildos, etc.

Now, “Unrestricted access to our children”? WHAT LASDJSKL NO. The only thing Planned Parenthood does with children is offer them comprehensive sex ed programs in tandem with other programs like Girl Scouts (which are also awesome; I’ve been one). No one is selling sex or porn to kids. You make it sound like they’re a damn harem or something. Just. No. Have you ever even been into a Planned Parenthood? If you are honestly confusing comprehensive sex ed with porn, you have a serious problem.

“One of Planned Parenthood’s ‘gateway drugs’ is masturbation.”

EL OH EL.

I CAN’T.

THAT’S HILARIOUS. Thank you for making my evening. Let me give you a hint: masturbation starts in most kids naturally when you’re toddlers. You become more aware of it at the onset of puberty. [Edited for factual accuracy.] The body is sending signals for you to start exploring your sexuality. It’s natural and normal to start masturbating at a young age, and there’s nothing wrong with it. Growing pubic hair is in part to bring your attention to the area and start checking it out to see what you like. That is part of puberty. The things in that book are important for kids to know, and I assure you, your kid has already seen half of it because they have one of those forms of genitalia. “Embarrassment”? What is so embarrassing about masturbating? Really, what? I want an answer.

Everything Planned Parenthood is saying here is part of comprehensive sex education, which is really important for kids to learn. And you know what? Comprehensive sex ed and increased contraceptive access have been proven to reduce unwanted pregnancy and abortion rates! This means, pro-lifers, that you should be lauding Planned Parenthood for preventing about 800,000 abortions per year. It’s really a win-win for both sides—but of course, you don’t really care about abortions. You hate women.

THIS HETEROSEXISM. OKAY, NOW I’M JUST ANGRY. BITCH MODE ACTIVATED. All sexual orientations ARE perfectly normal, you heterosexist fuck. Sex education related to LGBTQ+ individuals is equally as important as sex education for straight people—everyone needs to know these things. Daniel Radcliffe, one of my heroes, put it perfectly.

There’s all this stuff at the moment, which is hateful, about people being up in arms about the idea of gay sex education is schools. Hello!?! Actually for the one or two gay kids in the class, it’s fucking vital! It really makes me angry. You’re not going to turn the straight kids gay by giving them a sex ed class about how to have gay sex safely! You know. Really. People can catch HIV even after their first time and that’s what it’s all about; that can be avoided.

Boom.

Planned Parenthood explaining how to have sex safely no matter your orientation? AAAHHHHHH! SO SCARY! How is explaining these things wrong or “deviant” in any way? I really want an answer. An actual fucking answer. The Bible is not a valid source. Thirteen? I’d say that’s a more than appropriate age to view cartoons like that. My little brother’s that age, and I say he needs sex ed like that. His current sex ed, from what he tells me, is awful.

“Is it any wonder why 1 in 4 teenage girls has an STD?”

First off, citation needed. Second off, it’s because of people like you discouraging comprehensive sex education, the kind of thing Planned Parenthood promotes.

And now you’re attacking Vox? Dude. I’m an on-off member of Vox. There are no orgies. We talk about politics for an hour a week and sometimes organize rallies and such—and my college is supposedly a party school. That’s really about it.

Okay, that “Make Out” poster. I’ve seen it before. I’m pretty sure it has jack shit to do with Planned Parenthood. Citation needed.

[TW: rape culture] A party with safe sex kits not does NOT SCREAM DATE RAPE YOU MISOGYNIST FUCK. The only thing that “screams date rape” are rapists. You, sir, are contributing to rape culture by shifting the blame from the perpetrator to the victim. Fuck you.

Now you’re going after Oh Megan [often NSFW things on here]? I love Oh Megan. I went to one of her shows at UMass, and it was really helpful! She offered comprehensive sex ed that a lot of us never got in middle or high school, which, again, is seriously important. I honestly had no idea where my G-spot was before that Oh Megan show. I learned a lot that night. Oh Megan is awesome, man.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH GIVING AWAY SAFE SEX KITS? WHAT? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS WITH SAFER SEX. Slut-shaming is NOT okay!

And for the ending: There is no abortion business at Planned Parenthood! It is a registered non-profit! Any profits it does receive are cycled back to fund their other services, which are really helpful for poor and working womyn. Take that away, and you endanger the health of half the country.

Holy monkeys!  the warning about this video making your IQ drop a few points is not to be ignored!